A Haunted House 2


Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror

Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 8%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 45%
IMDb Rating 4.7 10 16153


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Jaime Pressly as Megan
Missi Pyle as Noreen
Marlon Wayans as Malcolm
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702.34 MB
23.976 fps
1hr 26 min
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23.976 fps
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by 3xHCCH 1 / 10

Just Dumb, Not Funny

I have not seen the first "A Haunted House" film, but after sitting through this dreadful sequel I don't think I would like to. Why this trashy unpleasant film was released on Easter weekend is beyond me.

There is no coherent story. Upon getting over an ex-girlfriend who got possessed by evil spirits, Malcolm hooks up and moves in with a new girl Megan and her two kids. What follows is an embarrassing mishmash of scenes from recent big hits in the horror genre, "Sinister", "Insidious" and "The Conjuring," as Malcolm continues to be terrorized by demonic events.

Marlon Wayans plays Malcolm in the most irritating and annoying manner, with his non-stop loud screaming and nonsensical ranting. He has a prolonged, uncomfortable and unfunny sex sequence where Marlon gets it on with a doll that looks like the diabolical Annabelle from "The Conjuring". More awful jokes of such sick sexual nature would recur through the rest of the film.

You go into a spoof film like this to have a shallow laugh out of jokes inspired by your favorite horror films. However, within the first few minutes, you already get the feeling that this film will not entertain you at all. In fact, it could even be quite boring, with very long humorless scenes that overstay their welcome. There are many scenes which would offend pet lovers, Catholics, Mexicans, women, and practically everyone else.

I found it interesting only when it tries to recreate a recognizable scene from those modern horror classics, like the group hanging from "Sinister" or the "Hide and Clap" game from "The Conjuring". But unfortunately, I wind up disappointed because its spoofing just falls terribly flat. I would have had a good time if a film was dumb and funny, but this film is just plain dumb, not funny. 1/10.

Reviewed by Josh Murphy 1 / 10

Really, really bad..

A Haunted House 2 is an American 'comedy' 'horror' film directed by Michael Tiddes and starring Marlon Wayans. The film is the sequel to the 2013 film A Haunted House. Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is beginning fresh with his new partner and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) is once again plagued by strange supernatural events.

From the opening sequence, right up until the closing credits, the film is a complete calamity. The film's screenplay is aimless, stupid and staggeringly unfunny – not a single gag throughout the entire film resonates with audiences. This, taken in combination with pointlessly constructed racist stereotypes and unbelievably dull horror cliches, means that sitting through the films short runtime of eighty six minutes becomes almost impossible.

Wayans's performance is excruciatingly painful to watch. Malcolm is an astoundingly unlikable lead protagonist – and in all the wrong ways. On no occasion do his bizarre actions and ear-splitting shrieking ever seem necessary, and his lack of any sort of morality or even awareness of the reality that surrounds him results audiences hastily attempting to distance themselves as much as possible from a character that presumably is meant to be engaging and amusing.

The film manages to surpass the stale mediocrity of its predecessor. It's a tortuous waste of time which could have been better spent doing almost anything else. The film's only asset is that it's almost instantly forgettable. As the credits roll, the sensation of a deep exhale of breath and thinking, "I never have to watch A Haunted House 2 again", is certainly something to savour. The film is an unmistakable catastrophe.

Reviewed by The_Riddler_1948 1 / 10

I wouldn't even call this a "film". It's very, very boring, unfunny and, to be honest, ridiculous.

Unlike the first film, which was at least a little funny, or at least a little intelligent in some 'spoof-like' ways, this one isn't intelligent or smart (at least the first one had some intelligence and decent laughs).

This one, unlike the first, doesn't have anything funny about it. It's terrible, and fails at everything. It's a "Spoof"? I'm sorry, but all Spoofs are meant for 'humorously' making-fun of a different, un-funny and serious film. This one makes a fool of itself, if anything. It's not funny. Not one bit funny at all, whatsoever. I'm in pain knowing how something like this can be made, when there are aspiring film directors, producers and people who want to be in the film business out there doing their best and trying hard, and all these moronic fools are doing is trying to work through, stupidly and make a film, a film that becomes a mess. And quite frankly, everyone knows that all spoofs are terribly made. Look at Haunted House, the first film, Epic Movie, which was an Epic fail (pun intended) and Disaster Movie....which was a disaster. I mean that pun there is intended too.

Save yourself a bit of money, and don't watch this film. You're better off not seeing it, because then you're just wasting money and precious time. I have to rate this film a solid 1/10. That "1" being there? yeah, that "1" is there because of the credits. When they came, I was absolutely delighted. Anyway, yeah, that's my review on this film. Thanks for reading this one, guys.

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