Hell Ride


Action / Drama / Thriller


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Vinnie Jones as Billy Wings
Michael Madsen as The Gent
Eric Balfour as Comanche / Bix
Dennis Hopper as Eddie Zero
699.26 MB
23.976 fps
1hr 24 min
P/S 3 / 10

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by lynstly 3 / 10


I have had more boring stretches of 80 minutes in my life, but none are coming to mind right now. Hell Ride is based on the retro cult 70s theme that Tarantino brought back, and did right, in movies like Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. The problem with Hell Ride is, unlike PF and RD, the story is garbage and so is character development. How many movies does Bishop think he can blatantly steal from? The brief case in Pulp Fiction, the air gun in No Country, etc. etc. Speaking of Bishop what the hell is he doing acting in this movie? I couldn't help but laugh at those scenes where he's standing with his pelvis trusted out, desperately trying to seem like some hardened biker. Nothing in this movie is believable. And why Dennis Hopper? Did they really need the Easy Rider motif too? I blame Larry Bishop, for his horrible plot and dialogue, not to mention his failed attempt at the leading role. Don't bother watching this movie, it's a waste of time.

Reviewed by shanayneigh 1 / 10

This movie is so cool!

Or that's what the filmmakers would like you to believe, anyway.

This movie tries sooo hard to be cool it's ridiculous. Everything, from the look of the film, the cinematography, the editing, the dialogue and the acting, is geared in super cool mode from the get go. Just to make sure that no one misses how cool this film is, there's a soundtrack of really cool rock n roll tunes and a twangy western-surf-tex mex guitar playing constantly throughout the film. As a final reminder of how frickin cool this movie is, all the actors have been instructed to speak in a hoarse voice, because, as we all know, that's badass.

The plot (if there indeed is one) seems pretty straightforward. But as someone else already pointed out, the director and star of the film, seems fiercely determined not to tell that story, instead focusing on a plethora of naked babes and dialogue that's supposed to be badass, but grows tired surprisingly quick (did they have an contest to see how many times they could cram the words "pussy" and "f*ck" and its derivatives in an 80 minute film?).

This movie was absolutely horrible.

Reviewed by DaveDiggler 1 / 10

One of the Worst Movies Ever Made

Larry Bishop writes, directs and stars in this soft-core porn, plot less biker movie about nothing to do with anything. To call this one of the worst movies of 2008 is being kind to this garbage. Its one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I actually felt sorry for the girls, who probably thought they were in the making of a feature film. In all reality they're making a porno. They walk on the set, maybe spend four days there, say some sexual related lines to disgusting old men -- thirty years older than them -- then take off their cloths and run around naked for the four days they're on set. I can only assume this was Larry Bishops only way to get laid. You see shot after shot directly on girls asses. Shot after shot of Bishop walking up to some random chick and grabbing her by the crotch, as if he were shaking her hand. How this crap was even funded is beyond me. Why Tarantino has his name on it makes almost no sense, but he's been slowly fading away since 1997, so I can't say I'm surprised.

After 15 minutes, you get that awful feeling that only horrible (and I mean horrible) movies give you. When you see it in theaters, the pain you feel is amplified. After 15 minutes, I wanted to cry for being so stupid and wasting, not only my time, but my hard earned ten dollars. There isn't one redeeming quality, or one moment in the movie that creates any kind of reaction or shows any kind of inclination that these people had any idea of what they are doing. If you don't see naked women all that often, then I guess this movie would be for you. If you're eleven-years-old, you will probably like it. You can't even laugh at it, because every idiot making it was laughing about the crap they were making. The acting is awful, the writing is awful, the production is awful, and the directing is awful. It's not even worth your time renting it to see the car crash. Stay away, stay very far away. You shouldn't even be reading these reviews. I shouldn't even be writing one.

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