Jason X

2001

Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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Cast

Peter Mensah as Sgt. Brodski
David Cronenberg as Dr. Wimmer
Lexa Doig as Rowan
Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees / Uber-Jason
720p 1080p
752.54 MB
1280*720
English
R
23.976 fps
1hr 31 min
P/S 1 / 13
1.44 GB
1920*1080
English
R
23.976 fps
1hr 31 min
P/S 3 / 8

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by fedor8 1 / 10

The idiotic serial travels to space and the future.

Not Jason & his Argonauts seeking for the golden fleece: that would be too intellectual for the year 2000. The 10th or 11th "Friday" movie, and it was time for the crap to move into space. Plus, it was time for the franchise to sink to new lows, much lower even than was promised at the outset, back in the 80s.

This film is TYPICAL of the 90s and 00s: the brand new level of idiocy that has engulfed Hollywood movies. So much here is cretinous that it would be pointless to list all these things. But since I happily indulge in pointless things I'll mention a few: 1) Jason V. (not X) actually stabs a women with a machete THROUGH A HALF-A-METER-THICK MILITARY METAL DOOR, 2) why does Jason V. get an automatic run-over by the medicinal worms (bugs) (whereas they seems to ignore the other piles of bodies)? 3) we are never given Jason's full bio, including his 20th-century studies of 25th-century space ships and how to move about them without getting noticed and without getting all-too confused, etc. Jason V. is one smart cookie, both omniscient and omnipotent.

Then, of course, there are the obligatory really, really bad, dumb gags, people cracking wise even when being pierced, decapitated - or close to getting there. And talk about political correctness: there are almost more women aboard than men - of whom the greedy captain is white (well, of course, we can't have a greedy black captain because - as we all know - only white men can exhibit greed; Michael Moore's best-selling garbage "Stupid White Men" tells us all about it). Towards the end we practically only have women and black guys as survivors (even the android is a a woman). Alright, alright, we GET IT. Equality of the sexes and between races and all that… And what better place to hammer that boring old point than in a SILLY HORROR film?

A movie that represents 100% the sadly retarded times we live in. Call it the AGE OF Paris HILTON, if you will…

Reviewed by preppy-3 7 / 10

Jason in Space!

Basic plot: It's 2455 and Jason is loose on a spaceship killing a bunch of brainless, annoying 20 somethings.

Critics have been merciless on attacking this. Why? It's the 9th sequel to "Friday the 13th". What were they expecting? "Gone With the Wind"? For what it is, this is very good.

The plot is old, no characterizations, and the killings aren't really all that interesting (except for one at the beginning which was GREAT). Also it has an annoying tendancy to have characters say some really stupid jokes WHILE they're dying!!! The acting is totally horrendous--the worst I've ever seen in a "Friday..." film. I realize that's saying alot but it's true! All the cliches are squarely in place including the dialogue ("Get your people out of there!" "We're all safe here." "He's finally dead."). Basically this is so bad it's funny! Also, surprisingly, it wasn't too bad. It had it's dull moments but the characters, acting and lines were so funny...

So is is scary? No. Is it a good movie? No. Is it fun? VERY. So far the best bad/good movie of 2002.

Extra bonus--Some of the WORST jokes I've ever heard in a movie.

Reviewed by GL84 10 / 10

Fun, entertaining and highly enjoyable

Retrieving a relic of Jason Voorhees frozen in time, a group of students studying in the future find themselves stalked through their space-station home by the reawakened killer and must use the technology of the time to stop him.

This was an absolutely fantastic entry, one of the more enjoyable and exciting entries in the series. The best part of this is the extremely high-impact action scenes, which generate the best times here. With the initial rampage through the ship resulting in a lot of cheesy goodness to come the scenes set in the futuristic landscape, the great shoot-outs both with the soldiers and the cyborg getting into the proceedings as well to generate even more good times with this one. The inclusion of the soldiers allows for some incredibly fun times as well, with a spectacular stalking scene in a cargo-bay that generates some fine deaths and great suspense, as well as getting the action requirements out very nicely. With a bit of subtle comedy here and there, a rather unique change in appearance that suits the film's more Sci-Fi leanings perfectly, a few nice odes to the others in the series and a total tongue-in-cheek attitude, there's not a lot wrong here and it really only comes down to personal tolerance of the cheese to find any flaws here. It's a lot of fun regardless.

Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Brief Nudity, and a short sex scene.

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