Ninja Cheerleaders

2008

Action / Comedy

20
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 15% · 500 ratings
IMDb Rating 3.4/10 10 1801 1.8K

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Plot summary

3 college cheerleaders use their martial arts know-how to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extra curricular activities a secret in order to make it into an Ivy League school.


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Top cast

Michael Paré as Victor Lazzaro
Eric Stonestreet as Beergut
George Takei as Hiroshi
Richard Davalos as Don Lazzaro
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611.69 MB
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English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 21 min
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English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 21 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by kosmasp 3 / 10

Also Strippers

Now now - hold your horses or whatever else you need to hold onto. The added "bonus" does not mean an added bonus. What do I mean? Do not expect this to have any nudity. It may have some during scene changes, when a random stripper is being shown, but I can't say for sure, because I didn't really care enough to watch closely if anything could be seen nor did I pause or rewing - so there's that.

But where the movie really loses out on: the fighting. Now for a low budget movie and for people who I suppose never really had much of a training, you could say the action is somewhat decent. But that's the second strike if you really think about it. Where it does score a little bit and saves itself from an even lower score is the weird comedy it serves ... and the casting choices of George Takei and Michael Pare ... who bring some sort of Gravitas to the whole thing.

The three main women do their best to convince in the cute/funny/strange/strong section ... you be the judge if they succeed ... mixed results is may verdict. But they seem lovely and I am sure they had a lot of fun shooting this (and yes they are beautiful too)

Reviewed by zetes 3 / 10

Semi-softcore porn, but none of the lead actresses even get nekkid

Now this one was pretty insulting, though, honestly, going into a movie called Ninja Cheerleaders you know what you're getting into. Still, the description on the On Demand channel was hard to resist: three college girls are cheerleaders and students by day, but by night they are either ninjas or strippers. Depends on the night. Both of those professions, however, have the same employer, the girls' karate instructor Hiroshi, played by none other than George Takei. Kind of creepy, as the implication is that Sulu has been training these girls in the martial arts since they were children, and then later employed them at his strip club (so they can raise the money to go from their community college to Brown). The action is laughably awful. Most of the acting is actually better than one would expect. The three leads, Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick and Maitland McConnell are never going to win an Oscar, but they're acting is far above porn star acting. And at least they're attractive. The biggest bummer here is that the three cuties never show their breasts. They get down to lingerie. So as not to tease the audience too much, director Presley throws in some fancy wipes to real strippers for no particular reason as the scenes transition. This is most definitely schlock, but it kind of reminded me of the good old days of late night HBO or USA Up-All-Nite.

Reviewed by Scarecrow-88 5 / 10

Ninja Cheerleaders

NINJA CHEERLEADERS is just that, a film featuring a trio of cheerleaders who have learned martial arts from their teacher, who happens to own a strip joint they dance in! Nope, they never get naked(..these three do look great in lingerie, but their title as strippers isn't accurate), maybe because the actresses involved weren't interested in showing their naked bodies. Why make them strippers then? Why can they not just be ninja cheerleaders? I think it should be a golden rule that if you are a character that strips, nakedness is a necessity..if not, don't be written as a stripper. Not too hard, I think. Anyway, the three actresses seem to be having a hell of a good time in their roles as sexy students(..they obviously revel in their sex appeal)who can kick the asses of all males who look at them as merely chicks to eliminate.

Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, and Maitland McConnell are the cheerleaders who must rescue their master, George Takei, who has been kidnapped by mobster Michael Paré. Paré wants the strip joint back from Takei, an establishment he lost to the IRS. That's pretty much it. The girls take out whoever is necessary to find their master. Paré sends out the goons to stop them. Director David Presley shoots the fight scenes in ways to avoid actually showing his girls in combat through clever editing or ninja costumes. But, Presley seems more concerned with his alluring three leads, shooting them in ways to express their desirable qualities for the viewing audience..for instance, you get a lot of slow motion as they walk. They are babes who look delectable in cheerleading uniforms, tight jeans or skirts, and in "stripper wear", so Presley highlights their qualities. The film often, from chapter to chapter, features "breaks", a ninja fighting technique, a nude female stripper's tits, moving to the next portion of the story. The film's dialogue is completely tongue-in-cheek and the premise is basic fluff for the males to salivate over. We get our honeys and violence, nothing more or less..the demographic this is geared towards is obvious. Larry Poindexter is a detective, nipping at the girls' heels and Natasha Chang is Paré's hired ninja assassin.

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