Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre


Action / Horror / Sci-Fi


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Traci Lords as Detective Kendra Patterson
Christine Nguyen as Michelle Alika
Cindy Lucas as Anita Conners
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12hr 0 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by shawnl1970 6 / 10

So bad it's good :)

This is awesome, everything a good b grade movie should be except for being surprisingly low on gratuitous nudity given the subject matter.

Underrated movie methinks, i'd have it at least 2-3 rating points higher than jurassic world, i mean it's sh*t and ridiculous but at least it knows it's sh*t and ridiculous and doesn't pretend it isn't and didn't cost the GDP of a small nation to make.

The CGI is an embarrassment but that's OK cause you're too busy laughing at this movie jumping the shark by introducing us to prehistoric amphibious land sharks, the acting is a little better than horrendous which suits the tone of the movie perfectly.

There wasn't a great deal of logic or sanity in the making of this film, someone just said f*ck it i wanna make a movie about prehistoric sharks that are somehow also capable of swimming through land (no, i am serious really you need to watch this) and have them eat all these prison porn stars that are on the most ridiculous work release program ever.

Highly recommend :D

Reviewed by gavin6942 3 / 10

An Unfortunately Awful Attempt

When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth's crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin.

I was not expecting much going into this film. I knew it was made-for-TV, and I've seen enough of Jim Wynorski's work to know that his best years are long, long behind him. I had a little bit of hope because Tony Randel was attached as an editor and producer, and his name still carries weight. That was canceled out by Traci Lords, who is grossly overrated and still somehow skirting by on her notoriety.

The best anyone can hope for with these sorts of movies is that they are so bad they cross back over into good again, because we can laugh at how stupid they are. I'm afraid to say this one never crosses over. It tries, and the Asian jokes are funny... but it seems to expect to be carried by trashy women with big breasts. I suppose for some people that's all you need.

Reviewed by (aprilmike-51991) 5 / 10

Pretty Much What You'd Expect

This I have been told, is another one of the 50 or so Shark attack films doing the rounds, so I had better get watching!.

What can you expect? Well don't expect to much for one thing.

Little to no plot, that said the scenery is nice on the eye and some very funny bits.

So if all you want is soft porn and nothing else, then do yourself a favor and give this one a go.


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