I'd love to go to a pencil museum! Even with a bearded ginger bloke dealing with some serious anger issues. Although I'd draw the line at wearing knitted undies including split-crotch panties. That's obviously more appropriate for the Tate Modern.

The mature part of me sympathises with the erstwhile Robin from Marian & Her Merry Men (bit of a niche reference there) getting his head smashed in for complaining about their leaving dog poo behind. As a responsible dog walker I loathe people who don't clean up after their Woofs.

The film nerd in me spots the similarity with Steve Oram brutally wielding a hefty stick and the early ape-man making a huge leap forwards in 2001: A Space Odyssey. "He's not a person, he's a Daily Mail reader." Chris justifying his oh-so-English brand of vigilantism.

Tina and Chris on the road. Caravan behind being towed. Incident on a tram. An unfortunate ram. Due to litter incongruously stowed

Tina and Chris on the road. Caravan in front being towed. An unfortunate fall. Calamitous sprawl. The price for being rather high browed

Tina and Chris at the pub. Quiet drink and a spot of pub grub. Over goes she goes. A splash as she throws. All because of the smallest of snubs.

Tina and Chris on a ramble. A pleasant countryside amble. Ends with a bludgeon. Hefty wooden truncheon. Locking horns with the pair is a gamble.

Tina upfront, Chris in bed. A cyclist appears up ahead. After brakes are applied. There's a body to hide. Road rage satisfied and duly fed.

Tina and Chris sit with Martin. He's unconventional and quite spartan. He'll soon meet his god. In his coffin like pod. But Chris will be irked and disheartened.

Tina and Chris viaduct. Preparing to be jointly plucked. A hell of a ride. The pair side by side. An outstanding black comical construct.

The notion of making a black comedy about serial killers is not necessarily a bad one. After all, "Serial Mom" and "Eating Raoul" are both very funny and clever....and they bear repeated viewing. However, I was not so impressed by "Sightseers"....mostly because this film chose to be more 'normal'....with murders and victims that seemed too real to be funny.

The story is about two seemingly incredibly dull folks who go off on a holiday in their caravan (for us Americans, they 'went on vacation in their camper'). Along the way, they accidentally kill someone...and, sickly, later that night they have super-wild sex. They come to realize that their sex lives are MUCH better after murdering and they soon begin killing with little provocation.

I wish "Sightseers" had chosen to be over the kitch and campy. Instead, it's too much like real life murderers...and such a thing really isn't funny nor something I really want to see. Add to that some occasionally terrible filmwork (such as cutting off the heads of folks in the opening scene by poorly framing the picture and the extensive use of the shakey cam)....and it's a film I don't recommend.