The Scarehouse


Action / Crime / Horror / Thriller


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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by chrismackey1972 1 / 10

One of the worst horror films I've ever seen

The 8, 9, and 10-star reviews of this movie are absolute and total lies. I understand everyone likes something different, BUT most movies don't deserve high ratings like this movie got, not even blockbusters. And this movie is no blockbuster. Giving it a Razzy Award is an insult to the Razzy Awards. If I found out this was a high-school student production, then fine. But a movie made by adults, there's no excuse for the horrific direction, writing, and acting, and cinematography, and...well, everything else. Heck, the catering cart for the cast and crew was probably awful, too. The storyline is insane, and the reason for the killings is just stupid. Even if they only invested $100 into this movie, I don't know where they put it. There is one scene of nudity showing a pair of breasts.

I gave this a 1-star rating. Trust me, it's not even close to a solid 1-star. This movie had no saving grace except for the fact that it finally ended. Unfortunately, this is the type of movie that the horror genre (my favorite genre, btw) is filled to the brim with; cheap, tripe, trashy and incoherent. To find a diamond, we have to sift through a lot of coal. Trust me, this movie wasn't even coal. Put an "S" at the beginning of "hit", and that's what I think of this film.

Do not waste your time with this garbage. I guarantee you that the reviews of 8,9 and 10 stars came only from the people who made this worthless excuse of a movie that should've been aborted before the camera recorded a single second. Nobody else in their right mind would've given this anything but a 1, maybe 2-star rating. The other reviews are fakes. Hopefully in the future, IMDb will come up with some sort of system that disallows fake reviews from being posted. Not only do I NOT recommend this movie, I strongly advise anyone against watching it.


Reviewed by Ben Adams 1 / 10

Pointless, boring, horrifically written, directed, acted, and quite simply douche.

Don't worry, there are no spoilers in this review because there's nothing to spoil.

First of all, I have to address the fake reviews and votes. It really speaks volumes about the people involved with this production. There is no way this movie can get anything beyond a 1. Sometimes movies are so bad, that they become interesting and amusing to watch. This is not the case with The Scarehouse. There's not a single positive thing I can list after 83 minutes. This is why all those high votes are absurd and honestly quite offensive to everyone's intelligence. This is nothing more than people involved with this film, making fake profiles and giving unrealistically high ratings and writing reviews, to trick people into seeing a low budget douchebaggery, talentless director and talentless cast engage in a pointless exercise in film making.

Like I said, this film offers nothing. The story is boring and unclear, dialog is meaningless and at times cringe worthy, characters are underdeveloped and very unlikable, and as a whole it's not remotely entertaining, not scary, not realistic and full of clichés. The fact that the guy that directed it, wrote it with his wife and then cast his wife as a lead, tells you a lot. It boggles the mind that with a script like this, he found any resources, funding and support to film it at all. Seeing what he put on display, he could have had the budget of Dark Knight, and would still have failed. When it comes to the cast, Penny the waitress from "The Big Bang Theory" comes to mind, because that's the type of girls they hired for this movie. At least Kaley Cuoco is attractive, which cannot be said for any of the cast members of The Scarehouse, but that's beside the point. I can't imagine they got more than 200 dollars for the roles. The actual Scarehouse in the movie looks like a bad Halloween underground techno party set in '90s Detroit. Camera work is bad and I can't imagine they used anything more the a basic Canon SLR. Torture scenes are laughable, and comparing them to Saw movies like someone suggested is a blatant lie. I'm not even going to address the storyline, simply because it's boring, predictable and a mix of clichés we've all seen before.The only thing I can imagine being more cringe-inducing than watching The Scarehouse, is how the family members of waitresses/actresses felt watching this, and then having to tell them it was good, lying to their face. I don't know how much money was spent, but it was money wasted. With success some limited budget Indies have had over the years, a movement of dbag directors making terrible movies has risen. This needs to stop. To the waitresses/actresses I recommend sticking to your day job because pulling of a Jennifer Aniston, from a leprechaun movie to millions per episode, is a 1 in a 300 million chance. "Getting your foot in the door" mentality, is why stupid movies like this one exist. This also needs to stop.

The thing that compelled me to write this review is not the fact the movie was bad, it was awful don't get me wrong, but it was the pathetic attempts to raise the rating and the chance of people seeing it, with fake reviews. I hope IMDb comes up with some way to stop this kind of behavior. To the cast and crew of The Scarehouse who engaged in such feeble attempts, know that it has backfired and the rating is bound to go well below the one your pathetic attempt at film has now.

Skip The Scarehouse, but do spread the word so people don't waste their valuable time. This movie couldn't even appeal to teenage girls who go to Wall Mart with dried toothpaste on their zits and listen to Iggy Azalea.

Reviewed by english_artist 1 / 10

Terrible .......

I don't mind watching the odd horror movie which has you on the edge of your seat with a decent story and great acting. (or even average acting) This has none of them, its like something a bunch of kids would make with gore for the sake of it and silly cheap thrills like young girls half naked messing around in a room it has absolutely no suspense or story nothing keeps you gripped to the screen to see what happens next. I actually started to fast forward the movie in places hoping things would improve..... but they did not.

If you gave a camera and some fake blood to a teenage and told him to go and make a horror movie this is what he would come up with

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