xXx: Return of Xander Cage

2017

Action / Adventure / Thriller

264
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 43%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 44%
IMDb Rating 5.3 10 41574

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Cast

Nina Dobrev as Becky Clearidge
Vin Diesel as Xander Cage
Samuel L. Jackson as Augustus Gibbons
Toni Collette as Jane Marke
720p 1080p
790.7 MB
1280*720
English
PG-13
23.976 fps
1hr 47 min
P/S 995 / 4,352
1.63 GB
1920*1080
English
PG-13
23.976 fps
1hr 47 min
P/S 1,363 / 3,217

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Prabhat R 1 / 10

Awful Crap That You Can't Unsee

How do you make a hit film? It's simple. Cast some of the biggest stars in the industry and you are halfway through, add a lot of mindless action, do some promotional stunts (like Vin wearing a Lungi and dancing on a Hindi song) and you are done. Audiences are bound to go crazy.

I have never been a fan of any of the XXX films but this one I watched for Deepika. But Oh My God, what was I thinking? This film is awful beyond measure. There is nothing to watch. I mean it's the same thing you must have seen at least a hundred times by now. Same clichéd story, same mindless action sequences and people reading their lines like they are mannequins who have been brought to life my some magic. Even the origami did a way better job in Kubo and the two strings and they are made out of paper, mind you.

People are saying Deepika was good and I completely disagree. I can say that she did a good job with action sequences but her acting was pathetic. In fact there were only one or two people who actually tried to act.

So, don't waste your money on this awful experience. If you are watching it for Deepika then drop your plans. The screen time she gets is longer than I anticipated but nothing good comes out of it. It is another of those meaningless action films that you forget the moment you walk out of the Cinema. There are better movies playing in theaters that deserve your money instead of this crap. Do something meaningful with your money.

Reviewed by A_Different_Drummer 7 / 10

Lots of Plusses and Minuses

Sometimes an hour and 40 minutes of non-stop action is not as much fun as it sounds like. On the other hand, films are supposed to entertain and there is more entertainment here than meets the eye.

This reviewer's scorecard, humbly submitted:

CONS:

* Toni Collette completes her mission to distance herself as far as humanly possible from Muriels Wedding 1994. Wish she hadn't even tried.

* I thought these sort of goofy semi-spoof spy films (where even the writers are not 100% sure whether to play it straight or for laughs) ended with OUR MAN FLINT in 1966. Oops. I was wrong.

* writing, editing, directing all could have been turned up a notch. Looks like a big rush to get it out there so it could start spinning off cash.

PROS:

* Sam Jackson, an actor who film historians of the future will designate the "most overexposed" actor of our generation, gets only a walkon and then is blown up. Finally someone got the memo!

* stars Vin Diesel, one of the most reliable action figures of our era. This is not in the class of Riddick or Pitch Black, but Vin commits to every role and does not hold back.

* some really nice stunts. You will think of them fondly when you leave the theatre.

* introduces Canadian Nina Dobrev to a wider audience. The line to join the fan club starts at the back of the room. And when membership closes, we can start a brand new one for Deepika Padukone.

* any movie -- repeat, ANY -- that advances Donnie Yen's English language career is a plus. And worthy of our support. (Donnie's English is way better than Jet Li's was, and I wish him many more western roles.)

* the final action sequence, the climax, runs about 20 minutes and is sort of engaging.

BOTTOM LINE: Not as bad as the reviews suggest. Not in line for an Oscar either.

Reviewed by s3276169 1 / 10

Puts the S in Stupid......

I'm not quite sure why Xander Cage returned, I just wish he hadn't.

This movie is so low brow, you might mistake it for a caterpillar. It's devoid of anything that looks like a plot or decent character development.

Instead its cheesy show off time with lots of tat's, juvenile bravado, sparkly overstated jewelry and guns from "da hood". This is a film that feels, in my opinion, like it was made by a 15 year old nick-named "flipper" (as in hamburger flipper) and his gormless, pimply friends. We all know thats not true but you get the idea.

In short a genuinely excruciating experience that puts the S in Stupid.....one out of ten from me.

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